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How would you like to be part of a tale of love?

This is Jessica’s take on our first two weeks running away.

“How would you like to be part of a tale of love?”

This is what I was planning to say if anyone opened the door. It was June 27 and Drew and I were just walking by this mansion on St. Charles Avenue. We had spent the past few days talking about “hypothetically” going to the Dominican Republic for two months to live on the beach and work and be together, and today was our decision deadline. It had been a rough afternoon: he wanted me to go, I wanted him to understand I couldn’t go. We were exhausted, and were walking to Fresh Market to get sushi. I told Drew we should stay in New Orleans together. He looked up at the beautiful house and said, “I’ll stay if we can live there.” He didn’t think I would knock on the door.

I climbed the stairs and rang the bell. While we waited for someone to answer, I pondered what I could possibly say to them.

A tale of love. It didn’t work out that way. No one answered the door. We knew we weren’t staying in our sweet New Orleans together. We ate our sushi. But late that night I gave in. All my anxiety about running away together, about not going to my familiar and comfortable New York with my old friends—it was all outweighed by the horrible sinking sadness I felt at the thought of Drew getting on his bike and me getting on a plane and that being the end of our adventure.

Jessica

Nothing Left to Fight About

So here we are. I think we argued constantly for the last week before we left. We fought about money and time and whether we wanted air conditioning in our house. [Drew’s note: air conditioning is not bueno!] By the time we got on our 6 a.m. flight out of New Orleans on July 4th, I hoped there was nothing left to argue about. When we got upgraded to business class from Atlanta to Santo Domingo, things started looking up.

We landed in Santo Domingo with plenty of time to get to the bus to Las Terrenas, a town in the northeast that a friend had told us had “a few things going on.” We walked around, shouting over the constant roar of motorbikes in the street. We had a good but expensive dinner in town and a cheap but terrible night of sleep in our hot, buggy hotel. In the morning we got on a gua gua to Las Galeras, two hours further out on the peninsula and rumored to be quieter than Terrenas.

It’s definitely quieter. There’s a street and two beaches and a few places to eat, most of which we can’t afford. There are three dive shops and lots of guys offering rides on their motoconchos (motorcycle taxis). We looked at a half a dozen hotels before we found the best one in town, Hotel La Playita, which has a swimming pool and a sweet Spanish manager named Argentina.

La Playita Hotel, where we live.

La Playita Hotel, where we live.

On Saturday we started looking for somewhere to live. By the end of the day, we’d seen eleven houses, including one where the bathroom was IN the bedroom and another which was fully furnished—including some dude and his clothes. We saw a beautiful guesthouse behind a French lady’s villa, but she wanted more than double what we wanted to pay.

“It’s the low season,” we reminded her.

“I don’t care,” she retorted. “I’m not a business person. I live here.” We left.

We liked a two-story house near the beach. It was in a resort that was closed for the summer while the Canadian owner was away; she had left the resort and her dog, Leika, in the hands of 24-year-old Ruth (locally pronounced “hoot”), who sat in the empty restaurant all day in case someone came in. We skyped with the owner and negotiated her down to US $650 for the month—a little more than we wanted to pay, but worth it, we thought, for the privacy, two rooms, and proximity to the beach.

Bad choice. The wifi didn’t work, the lightbulbs were all burnt out, and the couch was so filthy that Drew resolutely refused to sit on it. The next afternoon, we were back on skype with Ms. Canada, trying to get our money back (which we did—most of it.) That night, we hustled back to La Playita and Argentina, and that’s where we live, at least for now.

Hand Us the Bill

Our first full week was full of adventures, misadventures, some highs and some lows. We figured out how to get water: preferably NOT from a guy called Wino who drives around in a pickup truck with “Supermercado Numero Uno” painted on the side. Numero Uno apparently stole a cell phone from an Italian guest at our hotel. And we tried to take Spanish classes from a terrible teacher named Armando, who gave us a textbook with his face on the cover and spent way too long teaching us the names of genitals in Spanish.

[Drew’s note: he drew a nipple on the whiteboard.]

Within a 10 minute walk from home there is one beautiful beach, where we swam, drank a coconut, and met some cool Israeli travelers; and one less beautiful beach, where we stumbled around in seaweed. A hike along a muddy horse trail covered in rotten mangoes deposited us at the most startlingly beautiful (and empty) beach we’ve ever seen, Playa Colorada.

The house where this happened.

The house where it all started. Jess really did knock on the door.

We’ve been unable to meet the local Peace Corps chica despite stalking her relentlessly for two weeks. We have, however, met a handful of other local characters.

Alejandro and Raisa run a small eatery on our street. They never seem to have what we want, but someone always runs across the street or across town to get it for us. Alejandro always has an offer: a cheap house, a cheap motorbike, and, most recently, the pleasure of his company on our travels. “I want to hang out with him,” Drew says, “but I’m afraid somehow the situation is going to end up with him handing us a bill.”

“Jessica’s mom” is a Haitian woman who runs a fruit stand with a sign that says God protects this business. We don’t know her name, but the first day we met her she was in a store yelling “Jessica!” I kept turning around until I realized the toddler with her was also named Jessica. Now whenever she sees me she yells, “HOLA, JESSICA!”

Pucho sold us some rusted bikes with busted gears. Tomeo is a bald and rotund Spanish man, jovial but world-weary, who I think has the potential to be BFF’s with Drew, as soon as they can get a language in common. Adrian, a high energy five-year-old, might as well be our shadow; Martina, who’s Italian, speaks not a lick of Spanish but doesn’t let that stop her from talking your ear off; and then there’s “Se Vende” the motoconcho driver. He couldn’t get us as a fare so now, every time he sees us, he tries to convince Drew that he should BUY his motorbike.

Food options are limited. We call our favorite restaurant Darny Mart after the friendly owner who sometimes makes eggplant. It’s a nice change from the daily monotony of rice and beans and chicken. When Darny’s not around, the woman who works there eyes us with such hate that it makes the hot sauce turn cold. On those days we escape to Manuel’s panadería where there’s something resembling pizza and, occasionally, chicken on a grill outside. There are a lot of places serving fish, which is not surprising since we’re five steps from the ocean. What is surprising is that a seafood dinner is usually twice the price of chicken.

Under the Stars

Despite the stress of trying to live and work in what is basically a glorified hotel room, we laugh constantly. This town is hilarious and ridiculous and sad and awesome. We have it pretty good: for US $385 a month, our apartment includes a pool, (almost) daily maid service, laundry, all the coffee we can drink. We also have Argentina and her husband, José, watching out for us when we lock ourselves out of our room or need a vegetable peeler or suddenly have an inch of water all over the bathroom floor.

We still don’t know what the hell we’re going to do in 6 weeks, when we fly back to New Orleans and Drew has a birthday and our paths diverge once again. But for now, we’re breathing clean air and looking at the stars and swimming in the ocean and being grateful that we’re able to live our dreams and be on this crazy adventure.

Jessica is a location-independent market research consultant. For twelve years, Jessica has designed and executed research programs for clients including top academic institutions, Fortune 500 companies, and grassroots community groups.

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8 thoughts on “How would you like to be part of a tale of love?

  1. Sounds like traveling in India for us. Hope you two have a grand time.

    I’m also interested to hear what comes of the hateful woman that turns hot sauce cold.

    • Today I told Jessica about the day the taxis were sleeping.

      So far that lady has just stared daggers and nothing else. I think there is a love/hate locally with tourists, just like on Frenchmen Street.

  2. On Jessica agreeing to go… Words to live by: “Can I spend the rest of my life wishing I’d done something different?”

    Great post!

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